Noggyisms

Once upon a time, long long ago … this was when I was in school or was it college … anyway it was a long time ago … before the discovery of the wonder of increasing blood alcohol levels on a daily basis and flirting and then having a full time relationship with the cancer stick. Anyway long before any of this happened … a professor or was it a teacher of mine … depending on this would also find out when it actually occurred. But I dither and move away from the topic of choice. So this teacher/professor once told me (WAIT it’s all coming back to me – it was school) … anyway … told me … never go out with more than 1 woman. Now, growing up was crazy what with hormones acting up and all (whatever!) and having studied in a boys school (and college) and not having been blessed with the 2 attributes which would have allowed me to go out with more than 1 woman or for that matter with even 1 – by which I refer to wealth (don’t remember the parents ever saying … yeh lo … jao 5 star hotel mei...

Goa – India's answer to Hawaii, Goa – the party capital of India, Goa- sea, sand, wine and women. It was my fourth visit here. And when I land it is with fond memories and some bitter ones. HOT! Wrong month to be visiting but the shacks are welcoming … chilled beer and food and eye candy thrown in for good measure – A HEADY MIX!!! Titos: a much over hyped place in Bagha. The DJ goes on and on shaking and grooving and twisting in various contortions. A firang dances in a small enclosure on the first floor throwing her body into various directions and picking it together again only to throw in a totally different direction once again. Surrounded by bouncers to keep the salivating crowd at bay. WATCH BUT DON'T TOUCH! This brings me to the crowd. Interesting mix of people. Two varieties of honeymoon couples. One sitting and watching quietly trying hard not to nod off (some probably have had too much alcohol). Someone must have told them Titos is one the must visit places in Go...