Once upon a time in the East
Once upon a time, long long ago … this was when I was in school or was it college … anyway it was a long time ago … before the discovery of the wonder of increasing blood alcohol levels on a daily basis and flirting and then having a full time relationship with the cancer stick. Anyway long before any of this happened … a professor or was it a teacher of mine … depending on this would also find out when it actually occurred. But I dither and move away from the topic of choice. So this teacher/professor once told me (WAIT it’s all coming back to me – it was school) … anyway … told me … never go out with more than 1 woman. Now, growing up was crazy what with hormones acting up and all (whatever!) and having studied in a boys school (and college) and not having been blessed with the 2 attributes which would have allowed me to go out with more than 1 woman or for that matter with even 1 – by which I refer to wealth (don’t remember the parents ever saying … yeh lo … jao 5 star hotel mei...