HORNY AND FARTY




On the road with Beepy. That’s the river of the vehicle. The weirdo, I guess, just loves the horn. He just doesn’t let go while driving. HONK! A cow on the road. HONK HONK!!! A bus it is. HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!! A car. HOOONKKK HOOONNKKK HHHHOOOOONNNKKK !!!!!!! Nothing in sight for miles on end. Still HONK HONK HONK!!! Why does he honk well that’s the whole point?
Thought of calling him Horny bastard but the sexual connotations involved made me choose beepy bastard. the alliteration was also much better. HONK!
And he loves to chat! He HONK has three HONK children HONK! Hheheee makes for great conversations. I piece together words in between loud and long HONKS and make sense of what he is trying to say.
Let’s leave him to his honking and get to the next weirdo. FARTY!!!
Some “in charge” of the plant I am visiting...
I enter his room and wish him, "Good Morning," He lifts up his hand in a wave sort of manner asking me to sit somewhere. AND in the same motion, lifts up his butt, ass whatever you can call it and LETS GO!!!! Loud, clear and unembarrassed. And as I was wondering if my ears were actually hearing whatever it was that I was hearing there he went ONE MORE TIME...
Horny and Farty, between the two SURAT didn’t need animals. But still I did see a couple of goats which were huge and fat and when I mean huge they were almost the size of cows. Not kidding! And that’s when the song Pushpi aur Bakri started playing in my head. Think of the Bunty aur Bubly tune and now just replace the words with Pushpi aur Bakri ... makes sense aint it?
Now Assam Next and since they are blowing up pipelines of oil cos there let’s see what the future has in store.
CHEERS AGAIN

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