The hand that AHEM AHEM




The contents of this episode are of a highly sexual (?) nature ... reader discretion is advised ... The author is not responsible for any people not heeding the warning. The names are of people here and may not be recognized, it is better that way. And finally take it in good spirit and ENJOY!
Another boring day of classes is how I started the day. Little was I to know that things were going to change dramatically during the course of the day. That a batch mate of ours would be raped and that also in the classroom. Well well well.... I will proceed to give details!
After the first half during which nothing interesting happened. Well something interesting may have happened but I might have been too engrossed in my novel or asleep to realize it happened. Anyway the second half starts and everything goes well till tea time. After tea time things start to happen. Prem who was till now on the hot seat or should I say hot bed refuses to go back to his almighty altar, and so the next bakra (I could have used goat but it sounds better in vernacular) is sought and guess who it is ... our dear friend Sanjeev. Well, he is asked to lie down and still things proceed without any major complications till the prof decides to teach us about pulses and where all in the body it can be found.
After a few examples he springs a shock - he asks Sanjeev to open his trousers.
"EH WHAT BEG YOUR BLOODY PARDON WHAT THE FUCK HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT"
Amid such reactions poor Sanjeev proceeds to open his trousers. At this point I would like to break the monologue and interrupt to say a huge thanks to JOCKEY and RUPA (which was being worn by the person in question) to say that due to their great marketing expertise we were saved from seeing a sight which believe me we WOULD NOT want to see even in our worst nightmares.
Well beside our dear friend two women stood unable to control their laughter ... anyway just when we thought that the worst was over and Sanjeev had stopped praying that dinosaurs exist and he could whistle to one to come and swallow him ... there was another shock. The good doc who was teaching us wanted one of us to feel the pulse.... now who was up to this task DO U HAVE IT IN YOU? The famous army line flew into each of our heads. It is said that when the going gets tough, the tough get going and so it was proved. At this point, ARIF decided to come forward and take up the challenge. Saying a prayer to dear god and hoping news of this won’t reach his wife at home he thrusts his hand where no hand (except Sanjeev's own I think) has gone before. And before Sanjeev could say why u doing this to me ... Arif was busy poking and prodding all to find the god damn pulse. Well I stop here mostly because I am bored and also because I wouldn’t like to humiliate anyone any further (compassion and all that crap u know) ... Suffice to say - At the end of it Sanjeev had his pants back on, Arif was on the phone with his wife and everyone else went to have chai, chat and do whatever they do to while away the time.
All for now

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